Maybe It's Because I'm a Londonistani

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: December 1, 2003

At Buckingham Palace, HMQEII entertains POTUS G. W. Bush II -
You must be the first Republican I've met who doesn't want to cut my head off.
Oh, I'm not really the President - I'm a Daily Mirror reporter come to nosey around in your lingerie drawer.
Across town at City Hall, London Mayor, likely Labour candidate and notorious ornicidist Ken Livingstone -
I actually think that Bush is the greatest threat to life on this planet that we've most probably ever seen. And you can actual quote me on that.
Whilst in Trafalgar Square, a lone pigeon raises a lone voice...
...I beg to differ!