Desanimania

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: June 6, 2001

At Hyndland Secondary...
Uhhh... haw, Nicky...
What do you want, Des?
Uhhh....there's a woodpigeon in yer garden.
So?
Ah've no seen a woodpigeon in the city fur aboot fifteen year...
And he thinks I'm cuckoo.