When Nigella Met Ffion

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: June 7, 2001

Then...
Say, don't I know you from somewhere? I'm Ffion Hague. You must be Nigella Lawson.
Let's show each other our pants.
I really hope no-one other than adolescent males are reading this.
Me too. I just got poked by the President with a light-saber or whatever it was, and I'm a bit raw. I might have to see my gynaecologist about it actually.
Heh heh heh heh heh...