My government pledges to maintain rule with an iron rod, to transfer further powers from Parliament to Millbank, to produce more third-rate clones to fill the backbenches, and to win a third term.
If they don't vote then they can't complain...
Mister Speaker. The Parliamentary Conservative Party will ensure that Mr Clarke is not on the final list of two presented to the whole party, and Mr Portillo will take over from me in due course.
Hullo, I'm Chuck. I can say whatever I want cos I know we're never going to have a sniff of power. That said, I think we all must take heed of the lowest election turnout since the Neolithic Era...
Don't blame me for all this rubbish. I voted Zanu-PF.
