A Short Introduction To The Merchant Of Venus

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: June 27, 2001

Hi, I'm the Director of Stages!
It's MISTER Guthrie tae you, ya prick!
I did not have sexual relations with Colette Smith.
At one point I am forceably removed by... hey, what are you doing to me?!?
I'm a lazy Nazi. John's too fat. Baikie's a swot. Let's phone Des.
How many Skip? Two Biker? Arride! Tank you very much.
But thankfully I am reinstated after a successful campaign by the 'Daily Tam o' Shanter and Other Idle Banter'!!!
Can we get on with my trial please?!?!?
Hey naw, yer messin', back tae yer seat. Uh... gilty. Cut his dick aff.