Ooooooh, wheh canna git ma cock suck?! Whey canna git ma ass fuckt?! Welllla aaaaaaaain got no munni, but Ah know wheh ta pud id every tahhhmm...
Hmm. Very entertaining, but I doubt it'll help you counter those sexuality rumours... which have dogged you ever since, oddly enough, the night after that Rolling Stones concert...
