Hi Bill. I'm Tommy Sheridan. I find an independent socialist Scotland with an internationalist outlook very agreeable at about 2001 on the calendar.
What? Bill? Bill Mann? Who's he? I'm Tony Blair and/or Micheal Denzil Xavier Portaloo!
Er, if you earn above 28k then you're fat-cat scum who should be taxed at a rate of 103% of your gran's life savings. And God save you if you're the Queen...
Wise man he say 'clown-right' very amusing and accurate representation of Ken Clarke, full marks to Croutons. Bill Mann he also say 'That age-old axiom' very wise strip and all.
We don't believe in nations but we want independence now! There's this myth that unions are corrupt and the public sector shouldn't run all industries! A minimum wage of [sorry no pound sign]...
Yeah, well I don't find you very agreeable, but I can take you a bit more seriously because you are actually working-class, unlike every single bloody socialist I've ever met...
