Malcatraz

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: July 19, 2001

Hey naw, I'm Rt Hon Sir Malcolm Rifkind KCMG QC. I lectured Politics at the University of Rhodesia from 1967-1968.
Back tae yer seat, son.
B-b-b-b-but... I lost my seat of Edinburgh Pentlands - which, might I add, I had represented since 1974 - in 1997 and failed to regain it in 2001!
Hey naw! Speak once then move!!!
Well I wouldn't say my record in the House of Commons was as bad as that...