Bill Mann's Meals And Other Tam O'Shanter!!!
Author: arrandildocompany
Date: August 1, 2001
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You've already met Bill and Al-boy...
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| I find a bowl of cornflakes with a light sprinkling of paprika very agreeable at about seven in the morning! Likewise a Chopin piano concerto about an hour after noon! | |
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| I also find gallons and gallons of cheap red wine very, very agreeable all evening, every evening!!! | |
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Now put your hands together for Carmen Vadildo...
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| Ehh... um... Jaxx! Hem hem! | |
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| Oooooohhhh, Allissseeetarrrrhh! Est-ce que tu urinados en tu cama encore, si? Tu es loco, mon fis! Ariba, ariba! | |
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And last, and least, Leyre.
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| Ah, Nicky. Your first experiences of cigarettes, foreplay and Catholicism were all with me. You used to find me very agreeable. Where did it all go wrong, eh? | |
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| Well, for a start, you - like the rest of your family - have always been completely and incurably insane, almost to the point of mental retardation... | |
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