Cheap Noel Coward Joke

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: August 1, 2001

Almost as cheap as a second-hand Ibiza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like I've always said, Mrs Worthington, m'dear. Don't put yah daughter on thah stage, what?
Er... mummy... help...
What did I just tell you, woman?!?
Whoops.