My New Favourite Joke!
Author: arrandildocompany
Date: August 12, 2001
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So this penguin walks into a bar...
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| Have you got any raisins, barman? I want one of your juiciest, tastiest raisins! | |
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| No, penguin. This is a bar. We serve beer. We don't have any raisins. Get lost. | |
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| Hey, barkeep, have you got any raisins? Give me one of your finest, most succulent raisins! | |
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| Look, I told you yesterday, we don't have any fucking raisins. If you ask for raisins one more time I'm going to nail your fucking beak to the bar. | |
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| Have you got any nails? No? In that case, have you got any raisins?!? | |
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