Read This If Ken Clarke Wins

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: August 12, 2001

As Colin has made several hundred strips on the Conservative Party leadership race, I thought I should at least have one or two...
Okay, so lemme get this straight... the leader of the Labour Party is a business-friendly, social-liberal Europhile...
It's a betrayal! If you had any sense you'd vote SSP! I find us very agreeable!
The leader of the Liberal Democrats is a business-friendly, social-liberal Europhile...
Don't blame yourself - after all, you voted Zanu-PF, remember?
And now the leader of the Conservative Party is a business-friendly, social-liberal Europhile.
It sounds good on paper. So why is Britain still so crap?!?