Return Of The Dil

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: September 16, 2001

This is far too obvious. I'd be amazed if it hasn't been done already.
Today, a most unspeakable evil was unleashed upon the civilized world. War was declared on freedom everywhere by one fanatic and a few of his evil supporters. A massive military response will ensue.
Authorities have tonight revealed the identity of this new threat, a faceless coward who changes the nature of terror forever.
Well, who did you expect, Osama bin Liner?!?