Here is the news from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. Ansett Airlines has gone bust in a remarkable display of managerial incompetence.
Unions are calling for the government to take over the company at a cost of $100m dollars per day. The alternative is a Qantas monopoly.
Today, all power was also lost for several hours in several blocks of Sydney's fashionable Glebe Point Road district. Commentators are blaming incompentent power companies.
Bizzarely, a pagan foreign exchange student from Scotland was also spotted at a down-town memorial service.
In other news, some planes crashed in America or something.
You know, I'm considering moving into a hotel room just so I can watch CNN.
