Kentucky Fried Children

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: October 21, 2001

Hooray! Humanitarian food drops! We're saved!
Wait a minute... what's this? 'Colonel Sanders' finger-lickin' good six fried chicken wings?!?'
Strange. I haven't eaten for three weeks, and yet I've suddenly lost my appetite.
Bleeeurrrgh... this is even worse than grass...
Fuck it. I'd rather fast.
I'd rather fucking starve...