Goooood Morning Afghanistaaaaan!

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: October 21, 2001

The Pentagon confirms the US Air Force has begun broadcasting directly to the people of Afghanistan...
"Woo-hoo! When I feel heavy metal / Woo-hoo!"
"Born in the USA! I was / Born in the USA...!"
"The king called up his jet pilots / He said you'd better earn your pay... / Drop your bombs between the minarets / Down the Casbah way..."
"Weeeee'lll meeet agaaain / Don't know where, don't know whehehehennn..."
"This is the end / My beautiful friend, the end..."
Ach. This all comes from our silly clothes, you know. If we actually knew what women looked like then we could write our own rock 'n' roll songs...