Fat Pompous Joker vs. Pathetic Snivelling Joker

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: October 23, 2001

The Australian Federal Election gets underway. On the left, Australian Opposition and Labour Party Leader Kim Beazely; on the right, incumbent PM John Howard...
Speaking as a renowned world export on military affairs, I can say that I would be doing a far better job as PM myself. Like, getting Mrs Megawart on the blower.
Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble... must keep Afghan refugees out... wibble, wobble... cultural differences... wibble, wobble...
Here's what I stand for: rolling back my foreskin. No, wait, I don't have a foreskin... I'll have to settle for rolling back the Goods and Services Tax on dildoes... er...
SNIFF... must oppress Aboriginals... wibble, wobble...
Sacked Ansett workers are entitled to their jobs, because they were born. Here's what I'll do when I, the alternative PM, am PM: keep Ansett running for three hours by scrapping blah blah blah...
Mummy... can I go home now?