Read This If John Howard Wins

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: October 23, 2001

HOWWWAHHHHD!!! So, congratules. What do you say to those people who say that you always look like you're just about to burst into tears?!?
I'm not going to comment on that...
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Bbb... bbbb... bbbb-b-b-aaaaahhh haaa haaaa waaaaaaaaaah!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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Waaaaaaaaaaah! Why I can't I be a REAL Prime Minister, like Tony Blair, in a REAL country, like George Bush?!?!? Waaaaaaah, waaaaaa-a-a-a-ATCHOOO!!! Waaaaaaaahhh...