Ach, sigh. Can't believe I'm back in Glasgow of all places. I had such a wonderful life in Sydney, and now my world has collapsed and the future holds only boredom.
Well, it could be a lot worse - you might be Holly Wells' dad, for instance.
Er... which one was she? The one on the right in that photo looked quite hot, for an eight-year-old.
Hmmm; a bit too old and female for my tastes.
Anyway, as I was about to say - the only thing that would cheer me up right now is an unprecedented military strike on Iraq.
