Ach! I hate being back in Glasgow! I had two cracking burds on the go in Oz, and the Scottish winter will soon start to bite, and all the while the grim spectre of Senior Honours looms ever larger!
B-b-b-b-but... but you went through hell and back in your relationship with Belinda, and you practically starved cos of the appalling food in International House, plus your flat before that was...
... infestit with roaches, plus your flatmate before that was a psycho, plus you spent all summer - all summer - in casinos and strip clubs! And now you get to live in a place with a swimming pool!
