Behold My Amazing Power!

Author: ashke

Date: January 10, 2001

by ashke
1-10-01
Just before little Bobby's short life ended in a plane crash, Jesus mistakenly appeared before him
Holy fuck! It's jesus!
Shit, it's that little Bobby brat. I Better think fast
Are we alI gonna die in the crash, jesus? Will our bodies explode and cause our guts to splatter everywhere in a rain of blood and gore?
Eer...uhm...eh...I will now save you, little Bobby! BEHOLD MY AMAZING POWER!
You call this amazing fucking power?! Ergh, argh, the pain, the pain! And oh dear god...what's that swirly thing???
shit...