Homage to Cheesy Adverts

Author: ashke

Date: January 11, 2001

by ashke
1-11-01
The Psychic Experimentations of Mankind Network proudly presents this....
So, if you're a psychic robot, what's the answer to life the universe and everything?
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cheesy...
Wow, thank you psychic robot! I can't wait to tell all my friends about what your psychic powers can do for them
Everyone spread the word and call now for your free psychic robot message.
advert.
Only 99cents the first minute, $5.95 each additonal one
Wow, what a barg--[MALFUNCTION:PROGRAM_NOLIE] Lies! Lies! Wankers! Liars! Crooks! [ERROR:DESTROY_PSYROB] Destroy psychic robot, destroy psychic robot, destroy....