Ah, So That's Why....

Author: ashke

Date: September 4, 2001

by ashke
9-04-01
Excuse me, are you the Whitehouse's resident ghost?
Why yes I am
Think you can help me sneak in?
No, sir, i'm afraid I can't do that
Well, why not?
Well they told me if I spook away guys like you on a nightly basis, I get to possess the president whenever he has to make any important descisions. Quite a deal, don't you think?