21st Century Fear & Ignorance: The Fine Irony

Author: ashke

Date: September 12, 2001

by ashke
9-12-01
When I was younger, I was convinced I was really Sid Viscious. I painted the number 100 on my bedroom door, and my girlfriend and I lived there. I didn't kill her, though.
Is Sid Viscious one of the Backstreet Boys?
No. He was from the 70's punk band the Sex Pistols
[Gasp!] You said a dirty word to me. Mommy says that if a stranger says something dirty to me I should call for help.
Huh. All I said was that Sid Viscious was from the Sex Pistols.
You said it again! That's it, mister, i'm telling! THERE'S A DIRTY COCKSUCKING PERVERT HERE TRYING TO MOLEST ME. SOMEBODY BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!