Marsupial Loves Lagomorph: Jealous Fly

Author: ashke

Date: September 17, 2001

by ashke
9-17-01
Flies don't generally have much luck when it comes to trying to pick people up
I'm tellin' ya, Frank, Rob ain't the right one for you.
And I suppose you are?
Well, now that you mention it, yeah.
What have you got that Rob doesn't?
Well, I, er, hover around steaming piles of shit all day and vomit on my own food so that it's more easily digestable
That's just plain sick.