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| Romeo, Romeo, oh where the fuck is that douche bag? | |
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| Oh Juliet, my love for you is but a red red McDonald's container, but we can not wed. I shall impale mine self with this dagger lest I be forced to wed a skanky whore. not that you're any better | |
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| How I love thee, Romeo. Let me count the ways...Bananas, milks, eggs, cheese...wait, i think this is my grocery list | |
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| It is too late to save me, you stupid cunt. I have already driven this sharp rusty object through my temples with grief. and it hurts like a motherfucker! | |
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| Romeo, I can not live without your gonads at my side. I shall kill myself as well. oh how your pain pains me. oh, how i'm going to make your afterlife a living fucking hell for this. I die now! | |
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| Just kidding, Juliet.I ain't killing myself for no goddam woman. but say,would you like to get some KFC after your done committing suicide? It will be my treat. i don't mind if you're dead. honest | |
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