Star Wars vs Star Trek

Author: asmodaes

Date: September 10, 2003

by asmodaes
9-10-03
At a Star Wars Geek Convention
Hey Star Wars boy, been shaggin' any wookies lately?
You damn trekkies! Why do you always make fun of us Star Warions?
Lucas copied our ideas when he made Star Warts!
I believe you are quite mistaken fellow Sci-fi fanatic, noone copied anyone here.
Well look at it this way, our starships are much better than yours, you can never beat the Federation!
I have two words for you.. Death.. Star.