Squall, Gunblade Attack!

Author: astupidtroll

Date: May 13, 2004

by astupidtroll
5-13-04
On the set of Dysfunctional People Talking...
Welcome to Dysfunctional People Talking. Today, the topic is Final Fantasy Ruined My Life. Our first guest is a man who sees the world as an endless array of turn-based battles.
Squall, do your Gunblade attack!
Okay. Uh, do you have any friends now that you have been afflicted by Final Fantasy VII?
Your turn! Place your attack!
2 minutes later...
Argghhhh! Get offa me! Security! SQUALL, GUNBLADE ATTACK, NOW!!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!