Umfumdaily 11/18/03

Author: attitudechicka

Date: November 18, 2003

by attitudechicka
11-18-03
What to expect from your newborn...
Hey honey, wanna get it on?
The doctor says we shouldn't have sex for 6 weeks because I could become pregnant again. Plus, I'm really depressed today.
12 AM/ 2AM/ 4AM/ 6AM
Wahhhhh!
Damn, kid, you stink. How much can a baby poop?
Gotta concentrate real hard. Get out you poop!