Why I'll Never Be a Soccer Mom

Author: attitudechicka

Date: March 30, 2004

by attitudechicka
3-30-04
Do you like my new sweater set? I got it at SomeFamousMallStore.
Uh, it's lovely. You gonna watch the game?
And I brought carrot and celery sticks for the boys after they finish their game.
Oh that's nice. I bet they'll love you.
Well, why wouldn't they? I'm perfect.
Haven't you ever wondered why the whole team wants to come over to my house after practice? It's because I have pizza. That's right, Bitch, I'm feeding your kid carbs!