Why I'll Never Be A Baseball Mom

Author: attitudechicka

Date: April 8, 2004

by attitudechicka
4-08-04
Baseball is lame. The worst part is people don't realize it's lame until the seventh inning.
What do you mean?
Well, when you first get here, you're so busy stuffing your face, you don't notice how lame the actual game is.
I do tend to get many snacks upon arrival. Plus, the vendors always come to you.
And then around the seventh inning, when they give you that period to stretch, you realize you could just leave.
I always wondered why people disappeared after that.