I had to open the toilet paper too, but my hands weren't wet

Author: attitudechicka

Date: June 9, 2005

by attitudechicka
6-09-05
Watch this, Bill. I'm going to throw away the old paper towel roll and NOT OPEN A NEW ONE!
Genius! The next person to use the restroom will flop around like a fish trying to open the plastic with wet hands!
Excuse me guys -- gotta pee!
Score!
Brilliant!