Customer Service Sucks

Author: attitudechicka

Date: July 8, 2005

by attitudechicka
7-08-05
Hello Darcy, my name is Gia, and I am calling about an extremely overdue invoice you have yet to pay.
Listen, missy, this is a fortune 500 company. I think we can afford to pay a tiny bill such as yours.
So why haven't you for over two years?
If you keep up this attitude, we'll just switch to another company.
Two days later...
This is Gia, may I help you?
Yes, this is Darcy, I'd like to request investigation on a new case.