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| Hey Mr. Peacock. I've always wondered why you have such colorful feathers. | |
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| It's quite simple really. I try to make myself look as attractive as possible so a female peacock will mate with me. | |
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| Maybe your gross indifference toward your appearance has something to do with your slow sex life. | |
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