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| I cheated on Zach last night with Max. So I have to spend tonight on my casualty insurance plan. | |
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| You know, when you cheat on someone stable, you have sex with them the next day. | |
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| That way if you get pregnant you know the guy paying child support will actually have a job. | |
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