|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| I know a trick that is 70% more likely to get me a free drink at a bar. Though the guy usually ends up going home with my friend. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| 70% is a lot, so I can't tell other women about my secret. I'm afraid I'll quit getting free drinks and my friends will quit getting laid. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| Heroic sounds a lot better than selfish. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
