English Majors, I Beg Thou Not Judge Me Too Harshly

Author: attitudechicka

Date: May 1, 2010

by attitudechicka
5-01-10
Doctor, take note of my heavy side! Dost thou perpend stones of thy kidney?
An honor it is to have thou in my office, as at last we were matched were in a courtroom where thou made the delation of my practice.
I beg of you, doctor, some meperidine might ease this heaviness! I beg your pardon for my past misdeeds!
I was able to inherit that thou would'st be most deserving of a kidney stone, given thy testimony against me.
What dost thou mean?
The honest acid thou spewed to the awaiting jury was absolute to separate and crystalize in thou kidney!