Bills

Author: attitudechicka

Date: May 5, 2010

by attitudechicka
5-05-10
Hi, this is Chicka. I'm calling because you raised my car insurance rates $20 this month and I'd like to know why.
Our records indicate that you were in a motor vehicle accident on the 20th.
Oh, that douchebag. He failed to stop at a stop sign and I was coming around a blind corner.
In the state of Missouri, the officer at the scene must assign a percentage of fault. You were deemed 10% at fault, so we had to raise your rates.
I shouldn't have to pay for his stupidity! From now on send your additional $20/month bill to his parents!