If Death Was a Salesman by backseat7-26-02 If the Grim Reaper was a salesman.... You mean I get the Chopitall knife plus that nifty scythe thing for only $129.99? Yep, sweet deal right? I don't know....that seems like an awful lot. How 'bout this. You give me $20 and you can try it out for the day. 15 minutes later.... Works every time. Heh eheh.
K E N D, Armegeddon Channel 666 by backseat7-27-02 The Morning After the Apocalypse... This is Dashe Marteen. Welcome to the Man on the Street report. Proof that life really does... Ah here is a gentleman now. Excuse me, sir? Can I get your opinion about this apocalypse? Uh, yeah sure buddy.... uh... I think it's great. I mean work's never been better. Go on. So you haven't had any problems with employment? Oh hell no. Heh....
K E N D, Armegeddon Channel 666 - part II by backseat7-27-02 Proof that even after Armageddon... Welcome again to K E N D the only Armegeddon channel. Today's report is about this fine new playground for our city's youth. Good afternoon young man. What do you think of the new playground? It sucks. Kids are still pains in the ass.... It...... sucks? Yeah, where the hell is the video arcade damn it. I wanna blow things UP!
K E N D, Armegeddon Channel 666 - part III by backseat7-27-02 Even the Antichrist Damn it's hot here... we ready to sh- Oh! Oh..Hi. This is Dashe Marteen again with an exclusive interview with the man himself. Satan Has problems now and You aren't Satan. Yeah...well the Boss told me to tell you he's been unavoidably detained. Again Detained? Mild problem with the Messiah ...yanno...
K E N D, Armegeddon Channel 666 - part IV by backseat7-27-02 Look man we had a deal... Deal? What deal? I don't remember any deal. Man......don't give me that. I die ...come back in three days.....world goes to crap and I'm supposed to save it. Sooooooooo.... when was this? Cause I'm not remembering any deal You're really starting to piss me off Lucifer. Oooooooohhhh I'm scared. Look at me tremble. I'm not the one with the B&D fetish, crucifix boy.
K E N D, Armegeddon Channel 666 - See Dashe Run by backseat7-31-02 See Dash glance cautiously around himself. Look Dashe, look. Oh.......come on. See Dash laugh like a schoolgirl when he finds the secret lab. Laugh Dashe, laugh... This is utterly degrading... See Dashe sneak into the mysterious machine behind him. Sneak Dashe, sneak... I really .....really hate this new format for children
K E N D, Armegeddon Channel 666 - See Dashe Run II by backseat7-31-02 See Dashe hide in the mysterious machine. Hide Dash, hide. This sucks big time See Dashe get zapped by the mysterious machine. Zap Dashe, zap.... *snicker* YEEEEEOOOOOWCH! Seh Dashe burn in hell. Burn Dashe, Burn!!! *snicker....snort.....snicker* I am sooooo getting a new agent.
Omniscience by backseat8-10-02 Just a note to all two dimensional cartoons. Always remember the writer knows all. So... here I am. In the dark. Because my fucking writer forgot to give me a light. Sees all... This better be good or I'm quitting. And can really screw with your life. Ah hell... not another "caveman" scene.