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| my girlfriend just left me for the spin cyle on our washing machine. | |
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| i don't blame her. I've even licked its lint trap once or twice when i was drunk on laundry detergent..... Don't look at me like that! | |
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| It was practially begging me for it. 'Accidentally' leaving its hatch half-open, shakin' its load across the room. You would've done the same thing, if you had a tongue. | |
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