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| Sharks don't scare me. I'm more afraid of being attacked by a jellyfish. | |
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| I mean sharks are raw, man-killing beasts! If you get eaten by a shark, that’s a tough guy's way off the planet. | |
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| You get killed by a jellyfish, and your family will be embarassed. | |
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| At the funeral people would be asking my dad, ‘Damn Clint, I heard your son got killed by a ziplock bag. Is that true?’ | |
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| He’d have to lie and be like, “Nope. Shark got ‘em.†| |
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| My epitaph would say, ‘You should see the shark.’ | |
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