bar angel

Author: balls

Date: May 22, 2010

by balls
5-22-10
an angel walks into a bar. he orders an appletini
he gets brought a Cosmopolitan. he corrects the waitress. asks for his appletini. she apologizes. brings him a harvey wallbanger
the angel sword rapes her. sends her to that special niche of hell. the one dedicated to people with name tags. in 30 seconds. unless there's an appletini in his hand
okay, got it! can or bottle?