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by banger
5-16-01
Can I touch you?

 

by banger
5-16-01
I feel so empty.. so lonely.. no one feels my pain..
Oh.

 

by banger
9-14-01
I thought I ordered a dog in drag.

 

by banger
9-14-01
I AM A KANGAROO! AND I HAVE A GUN! HAW HAW!
I can see your balls.

 

by banger
9-14-01
I often wonder what the hell I've done with my life.
Yay! Blossom is on!

 

by banger
9-15-01
I h4x0r3d your mom last night, HAHA!
whoa neat
Yeah YOUR MOM HAHA!!!
k.
You suck.
I think I pooped.

 

by banger
9-15-01
dudbbdudubdbdubdudbub
dUBDBUDkd
DUbdbdUUUBBd
Kickass.

 

by banger
9-15-01
I could really go for an anal cleansing right now. Mhhhhhm.
Sweet.

 

by banger
9-15-01
It's times like these I ponder.. why me. Why am I here?
Who chose me to be this? And why? Is this who I really am?
But then I usually eat some Skittles and feel a-okay! Mmm, Skittles!

 

by banger
9-15-01
YOU WILL RESPECT MY COCK!
YOU WILL STROKE IT LIGHTLY, AND OCCASIONALLY SUCK ON IT'S MASSIVE HEAD, THEN LET ME CUM ON YOUR HOUSECAT.
f00.

 

by banger
9-15-01
..And that's how my kind created the universe, including the earth and you human beings.
YAY! ANAL PROBE TIME!

 

by banger
9-16-01
Remember when I rubbed my genitals up against that guy in the supermarket?
Yeah.
This has been one hell of a week.

 

by banger
9-16-01
Touch my breast, man.

 

by banger
9-16-01
I'm the gothic cowboy, here to tell you a story.
OH NO! I FEEL THE DARKNESS ENCLOSE ME! RAPTURE, OH RAPTURE!
Ooh, a horsey!

 

by banger
9-17-01
I just don't understand.. why does every female leave me after a month?
I think that massive cock ring you showed me earlier might have something to do with it.
Your balls are pretty fucking scary too.

 

by banger
9-17-01
I will sex0r you until your pussy explodes.
YEAH DIGGY.

 

by banger
9-20-01
You make me want to write goth poetry.

 

by banger
3-07-02
Hm..
So..
Yay!

 

by banger
6-13-02
So then I walked downtown to get a haircut.. whew.. I only got it trimmed though. Laura likes short hair, heehee.
Wow, it was a lot of walking, you know..
You really make me hate myself.

 

by banger
6-13-02
You know.. there's only one thing you can do when you're in a situation with a robot in a bedroom..
Play with fire and then read Time magazine?
Bingo.

 

by banger
6-14-02
She enjoyed my inane moods.
Hey you.

 

by banger
6-14-02
BOLLOCKS ON YOU!
God dammit Gabe.
What, what?
You've turned into a hastily drawn finger puppet again.
Not only am I now a finger puppet with a shitty grin, but I'm talking to a blue fish.
You're a real winner today.

 

by banger
6-14-02
I just don't want to deal with it anymore. It's literally making me hate myself, and gee whiz, I don't really like hating myself THAT much.
You could always pee on her flowers and then burn the words 'I enjoy dirty sanchez' into her lawn.
But maybe that's just my style.

 

by banger
6-15-02
CALVIN COME HOME.
I CAN'T.
FUCK.

 

by banger
6-15-02
He makes my heart go beep!
And those were headlines!
JON STEWART HAVE MY CHILDREN!

 

by banger
6-15-02
Steve has been under the weather lately.. I wonder if I can make him feel any better..
Hey man, wanna do me in the butt?
Whoops. Heehee.

 

by banger
6-15-02
So when I go to Orlando, Courtney, Cristina and I are you going to see The Powerpuff Girls movie and it's going to be superb.
When you talk to me, I feel like crying and tearing my hair out.
Crap.

 

by banger
6-15-02
ROBOTS
IN
SPACE!

 

by banger
6-16-02
I just yelled FAT JESUS!
My mom thought I said FUCK JESUS and she yelled at me.
And that is why, I am SO goth.
I love you Jen.

 

by banger
6-16-02
Lets say that.. I was in love with a robot..
Would you castrate me?
Of course not.
Once again, I love you Jen.
I would only ask for erotic sex0r photos.

 

by banger
6-16-02
PLEASE!
NO!
PLEASE ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH THE RICKY MARTIN SUPER SPECIAL ON THE TELLY!
NO YOU MAY NOT WATCH THE RICKY MARTIN SUPER SPECIAL ON THE TELLY!
PUPPIES!

 

by banger
6-16-02
Hey!
Look at me!
I'm pathetic, can't you see?

 

by banger
6-16-02
I have absolutely nothing to do. I've rearranged my movies three times, two times in which I just changed it back to alphabetical order.
Well, you'll be here soon, and things will be better for you.
So we WILL get a lot of craptastic shopping done?
No, it just means we'll find John Cusack and make him marry you at gunpoint.
Yay!
Yeah, you love it.

 

by banger
6-16-02
I am literally coughing up eyeliner.
I don't even ingest it, and yet, it is in my phlegm.
..?
Don't worry, I hate myself too.

 

by banger
6-17-02
I guess you could say I'm pulling a bit of a High Fidelity here, because I have a question to ask you. Why did our relationship fail?
Well, that's an easy question to answer. I find myself to be far more superior then you. I find myself more intelligent, and my computer is better.
Even though we are the same age, I am far, far more surperior as I stated before.
That doesn't answer a lot.
Haha, I broke up with you. Loser.

 

by banger
6-17-02
ROCKET!
THAT MEANS SPACE!
And other things. Craps.

 

by banger
6-18-02
So here I am, asking you this question: Why did our relationship fail?
It was all my fault.
I was infatuated with you only, and then I fucked things up, and now I drag it up all the time with you and make you feel miserable.
This isn't turning out very well.

 

by banger
6-18-02
LITTLE SOLDIERS!
BIG ADVENTURES!
Hot diggity damn, I got a pony!

 

by banger
6-19-02
Here I am, burning things AGAIN.
I should probably just stop keeping things.
SIGH.

 

by banger
6-19-02
Here I am, burning things AGAIN.
I should probably just stop keeping things.
SIGH.

 

by banger
6-19-02
So.. let me get this straight..
You had sex with my mother, and then ate her, and now you want to invade MY anus?
Gee.. I don't know..
TWO DOLLAR.

 

by banger
6-19-02
Look, I know we only dated for.. two days.. but what went wrong in our relationship?
We weren't meant to be.
Our souls were not calling to each other so we could hold each other in eternal bear hugs. I never kissed you.
And that's what you're still holding against me to this day?
That and the fact that you totally kicked my locker left a dent in it. Way to go Banger.

 

by banger
6-19-02
It's finally time for us to leave, Mr. Squirrel With An Axe.
Yes, soon, we will overtake the world with our new scheme of absolute evil.
CLOWNS WITH LOLLIPOPS!
CLOWNS WITH LOLLIPOPS!

 

by banger
6-19-02
So did you have fun with us last night?
Not particularly. Driving around Medina five times can bore me to death, as you could probably tell by me singing Styx songs and wishing death to Taco Bell.
Gotcha.
But I did enjoy when we watched that guy get kicked in the nuts at Speedway.
Haha, he sucked.

 

by banger
6-20-02
In the final part of this series, Banger decides not to make series of comics anymore.
I like french fries, cheese pizza, mac in cheese and own a bike with no kickstand!
And this is why our relationship failed?
No, it was only because I'm better then you.
I am so not getting ANY answers from this.

 

by banger
6-20-02
Red Robot, why art thou looking absolutely miserable today?
It's the aching in my heat since Susie Q left.
Ah, the lusty Susie Q again..
Sigh crap.
Time to watch American Psycho 2!

 

by banger
6-20-02
LOLOL!11
LO
ROFLLOLOLOLLMFAOLOLOL!!!!!!
LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAOLOL
LOL

 

by banger
6-21-02
Jen, what do you think of wayward boys?
I THINK I SHOULD SMACK THEM ALL WITH MY RULER OF FUCKING DOOM!
ANAL DRUMSTICKS!

 

by banger
6-21-02
Then I entered his rectum with my steel hard cock.
Wow, that's a great story about Charlie Sheen.
Did I ever tell you about my adventure with Ben Affleck?
Did it involve a dog and peanut butter? Because if so, then yeah.
Nono man, the time when I totally tripped over his lawn ornaments and he came out with no pants on.
OOH!

 

by banger
6-21-02
IT'S MAGICAL!
IT'S WONDERFUL!
IT'S GOOD!
IT'S SUPERB!
IT'S ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!
IT'S MY COCK!

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