Self Talk

Author: banzai

Date: January 27, 2003

by banzai
1-27-03
Self Talk
Self, why do you keep driving that nail into your head?
Who are you to pass judgement on me? You're sitting in a damn trash can.
I'll tell you who I am to pass judgement.
Yeah! Oh, self, do please expound.
Well,as you know, self, I feel everything you do and vice versa and, frankly, that nail is hurting!
Did the thought ever cross your mind that maybe I'd stop the nailing if you'd stop fisting us in trash cans?!?