Fair-weather friends

Author: banzai

Date: January 27, 2003

by banzai
1-27-03
Ramzi and Jean-Michel meet for their daily Ameri-flogging...
Zis war is immoral and eet violates human dee-gneety. I'd like to burn their McWorld down.
Yes, Jean-Michel, the sons of pigs and apes will soon see the error of their ways!
....the next day.....
If only those stupid Americans would learn that eet is a big world and they are a very small part of it.
Yes, it would do them well to learn some of the Koran's lessons; their days are numbered says my mullah.
....after the War....
Banishing us to moon, why did they do eet? We were the best friends they could have had.
Yes, Jean-Michel, the sons of pigs and apes are indeed fair-weather friends. Ughhh.