Ramzi's rude awakening

Author: banzai

Date: February 1, 2003

by banzai
2-01-03
Once I put on my suicide pack, it's all over for those dirty Jews. They'll be splattered everywhere along with my glorious bodybomb. Allah will bestow upon me the highest honor. I await my 72 virgins
Oh, look!! An entire kindegarten on field trip. I am so lucky, Allah! Steady hand. Make sure you kill them all...
WELCOME TO HELL, FUCKFACE. WE'RE GOING TO START WITH YOU DROPPING YOUR PANTS FOR A MAGGOT ENEMA. WE START EASY ON YOU. WELCOME TO YOUR ETERNITY! HAAAAAAAAA!!
But? Where are the virgins and the fields of melon?