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| Ever notice that history's most evil dictators have mustaches? Hitler had one. So did Stalin. Saddam has a mustache. George W. Bush has a mustache... | |
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| George W. Bush does NOT have a mustache! | |
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| Well, he should. Besides, my mind is made up. Don't try to confuse me with the facts! | |
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| That's ridiculous. Next you'll tell me that anyone with a beard is a Communist! | |
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| Wow! You may be onto something! Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Che Guevara, Ho Chi Minh, Fidel Castro: They all had beards! | |
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| So did Al Gore when he came out of hibernation last year. And don't forget that pinko Abraham Lincoln! | |
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