Not By the Hair of My Chinny-Chin-Chin!

Author: barcodeking

Date: January 24, 2003

by barcodeking
1-24-03
Ever notice that history's most evil dictators have mustaches? Hitler had one. So did Stalin. Saddam has a mustache. George W. Bush has a mustache...
George W. Bush does NOT have a mustache!
Well, he should. Besides, my mind is made up. Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
That's ridiculous. Next you'll tell me that anyone with a beard is a Communist!
Wow! You may be onto something! Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Che Guevara, Ho Chi Minh, Fidel Castro: They all had beards!
So did Al Gore when he came out of hibernation last year. And don't forget that pinko Abraham Lincoln!