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| Herr Schroeder, did you hear what zat evil Mr. Rumsfeld called us ze other day? | |
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| Ja, Monsieur Chirac, I heard. Dat dummkopf had der nerve to refer to us as "Old Europe!" | |
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| Zat's merde! It makes me zo angry! If we had a military, I might zhust declare war on zose unilateralist Americans! | |
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| If ve really vere der "Old Europe," ve BOTH vould! Dat vould show those varmongering cowboys! | |
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| You know, I like you zo much better since you became a vegetarian back in '45. | |
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| I'm chust glad dat dere aren't any VEASELS available for dis schmartass cartoonist to use! By the vay, how are tings going in der Ivory Coast? | |
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