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| Herr Schultz, you were the driver when that Iraqi man tried to defect yesterday? | |
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| Ja, he was yelling some crap about "I am unjustly treated!" What a crybaby! | |
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| You're on report. You screwed up, and it's all over the press now. You shouldn't have stopped. Next time, run them over! That's why you drive an SUV, you know! | |
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| Jawohl, Herr Blix! Oh, by the way, I just heard a joke from our "peacekeepers" in the Congo... | |
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| It's embarassing when we have to drag defectors out by their hands and feet and turn them over to the local secret police. People might think we aren't really humanitarians. | |
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| "Q: If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A: Pygmies." | |
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