If He Was A Buddhist, He'd Already Be Self-Immolating...

Author: barcodeking

Date: January 31, 2003

by barcodeking
1-31-03
Akron Jail, Monday Night
So, what are YOU in for?
Kidnapping, aggravated menacing and gross sexual imposition.
Say WHAT?!
I threatened a co-worker and made her strip naked and walk around in front of the other employees. I was four days away from retirement at the post office.
Four days from retirement?! Dude, that's insane! You one crazy mofo!
Yeah, that's what my lawyer and the voices in my head want me to say...